Friday, June 15, 2007

You can use sex to sell anything, right? Right?


See "Chocolate Sauce" and "Trail."

My first question: That's frigging nasty. Okay, that wasn't really a question. My next question: How come the waffle bowl is a person, and the ice cream is a person, but the chocolate sauce is really chocolate sauce and the whipped cream is really whipped cream? So it's too far to have a threesome, but it's totally okay to eat two things that just had sex with each other. Just so we know we've got our priorities straight.

1 comment:

Windier E. Megatons said...

The sickest thing is that DQ's slogan is "Do one." What? Do they want people to be having sex with their ice cream? This is right up there with McDonalds' short-lived (once someone told them what else it meant) "I'd hit it" ads for total inappropriateness.